Anne & God: Conversations With The Infinite

Attack Of The Karens (With Apologies To My Nice Friends Named Karen)

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Breaking Out The Weber Grill..

Maybe I'm Missing Something...

Because I'm Messing With You...

Dear God,

Why oh why is it

that when I'm In a hurry

everything tangles,

drops, or goes missing?

 

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And Don't Tell Me It's For Baking...

Dear God,

What is the point

of unsalted butter?

 

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The Din

Dear God,

Am I

the only person on the planet

who finds

the sound of wind chimes

to be irritating?

 

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The March

Dear God,

Why is my husband

continually surprised

that all the rock stars

from his teen years

are really old now?

 

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The Bassinet

Dear God,

Can we just let babies

be babies?

Do we have to

keep turning them into

prodigies?

 

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The Critic

Dear God,

Why does Microsoft word

auto correct some words

and leave others

for me to fix myself?

Is it judging me somehow?

 

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The Flock

Dear God,

Why did filling people’s yards

with flamingos

become a thing?

 

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