Anne & God: Conversations With The Infinite

The Slacker

Dear God,

Apparently

I am too lazy

to take 7 extra seconds

to use a fork

to split open an English Muffin.

 

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The Survivors

Dear Anne,

Your optimism

that houseplants

can survive

without being regularly watered

is misplaced.

Even the succulents.

 

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The Brain Drain

Dear God,

I confess

that after organizing my attic for about an hour

I lose the ability

to make quality decisions

and just start shoving things “wherever”.

 

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The Near Miss

Dear God,

Thank you for the footprints

in the snow

that alerted me

to call back my dogs

before they met the skunk.

 

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The Phobia

Dear God,

Please make my mother believe

that I didn’t avoid her “vacation” cabin

because it had no electricity.

It was the snakes.

It’s always the snakes.

 

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The Hovel

Dear Anne,

No,

you do not have dust bunnies.

You have dust ponies.

 

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The Compulsion

Dear God,

I could probably

stick to my diet

if it weren’t

for all those free samples

at Costco…

 

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The Decision

Dear God,

I’ve decided

to start making

all my major decisions

by throwing darts.

It can’t make my track record

any worse...

 

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The Dervish

Dear God,

Please help me

control

the frantic hamster wheel

that is

my mind.

 

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The Cleanup

Dear God,

You could have warned me

that jelly jar lid was not secure.

The the broken glass

and sticky floor

were not part

of today’s plan.

 

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