Anne & God: Conversations With The Infinite

Breaking Out The Weber Grill..

Maybe I'm Missing Something...

The Road To Perdition

Dear Anne,

Don’t step on the scale

until

there is no more

cake in the house.

 

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First World Problems

Dear God,

Who knew

that choosing a good olive oil

was as complex

as finding a good wine?

 

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And Don't Tell Me It's For Baking...

Dear God,

What is the point

of unsalted butter?

 

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The Slacker

Dear God,

Apparently

I am too lazy

to take 7 extra seconds

to use a fork

to split open an English Muffin.

 

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Many Guises

Dear God,

Please tell me

that there is actually nothing wrong

with eating salt.

Or potato chips.

Really.

 

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The Reckoning

Dear Anne,

If you will insist

on eating all those sweets

you cannot be surprised

by the consequences.

 

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Guilty Secrets

Dear God,

How many people

eat fast food

at least twice a week

while pretending

never

to eat it at all?

 

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The Compulsion

Dear God,

I could probably

stick to my diet

if it weren’t

for all those free samples

at Costco…

 

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