Anne & God: Conversations With The Infinite

The Slacker

Dear God,

Apparently

I am too lazy

to take 7 extra seconds

to use a fork

to split open an English Muffin.

 

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Many Guises

Dear God,

Please tell me

that there is actually nothing wrong

with eating salt.

Or potato chips.

Really.

 

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The Reckoning

Dear Anne,

If you will insist

on eating all those sweets

you cannot be surprised

by the consequences.

 

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Guilty Secrets

Dear God,

How many people

eat fast food

at least twice a week

while pretending

never

to eat it at all?

 

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The Compulsion

Dear God,

I could probably

stick to my diet

if it weren’t

for all those free samples

at Costco…

 

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Hear Ye, Hear Ye!

Dear God,

Please issue a memo:

Jello should never,

under any circumstances,

have corn chips floating in it.

 

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