Anne & God: Conversations With The Infinite

I'm NOT Going To The Pool. But If I Were...

The Road To Perdition

Dear Anne,

Don’t step on the scale

until

there is no more

cake in the house.

 

©Copyright 2020 Anne Morse Hambrock All Rights Reserved

Boundaries

Dear God,

Some of us

like shower curtains.

Really thick,

NOT TRANSPARENT,

shower curtains.

 

©Copyright 2020 Anne Morse Hambrock All Rights Reserved

The Reckoning

Dear Anne,

If you will insist

on eating all those sweets

you cannot be surprised

by the consequences.

 

©Copyright 2020 Anne Morse Hambrock All Rights Reserved

The Compulsion

Dear God,

I could probably

stick to my diet

if it weren’t

for all those free samples

at Costco…

 

©Copyright 2019 Anne Morse Hambrock All Rights Reserved

AnneAndGod.com

The Fitness Tip

Dear Anne,

Instead of complaining

about the lack of parking spots

right next to the store entrance,

perhaps you should be happy

to take advantage of the walk.

You’re always telling me

how much you want to get in shape.

 

©Copyright 2019 Anne Morse Hambrock All Rights Reserved

AnneAndGod.com