OK - Let's Try This Again

I am trying to manage the chaos of my life through acceptance.

Today, that involves accepting that I lost Monday.

Therefore - so as not to feel too badly about my inability to do anything I was supposed to get done yesterday that did not involve coloring a week's worth of comic strips - I declare today Monday.

Yes it is.

Is too.

Because I said so.

And because I appointed myself master of the calendar, tomorrow will still be Wednesday.

Unless I change my mind and make it Monday again.

For now, that fact that today is Monday means that I am on track to write Monday's War Story which will be posted by 6:00 p.m.

Which, in keeping with my rearranging of things means that 8:00 p.m. is really 10:00 a.m.

Yes it is.

Is too.

Because I said so.